That’s right kids, it’s time for the First Annual Most Offensive Away Message Award. This award aims to salute those who throw all tenets of political correctness to the wind and put it out there for compulsive away message checkers to see. Enjoy:
“Attention Negroes: please refrain from taking up the entire sidewalk, walking painfully slow, yelling as loud as possible even though your homeboy is only a foot away, and smacking me in the head with your oversized patio umbrella on the way to class. also, it really isnt that cool to talk as though your mouth is full of peanut butter. please, use consonants, i cant understand you.”-Jansen
Whoever this “Jansen” is… there’s one of those slowly building applauses coming your way.
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