Can you believe it? Look how far we’ve come folks, look at this historical nomination! This man is truly a first! The system is broken, he says, and only I can fix it! His engaging book about the generation of his father set into motion his campaign, and he’s been fighting the typical politics of Washington while in the Senate.
The nomination of such a first will surely solidify change in Washington, for there was too much of the same, and same is bad, right? Soooo… change must be good. So it’s good to see that we’ve made such a historical first of merely aesthetic value. Now, finally, we can fight the injustices and discrimination… against old people. Congratulations Senator McCain.
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