Steve Jobs just crapped on my heart earlier today, with the release of the papaburger: the iPod video.

And here’s the thing: it’s not so much that it plays videos that really pisses me off somethin’ awful. It’s that I could’ve had an iPod with 30gigs for 20 bucks more than I paid for my nano with 4gigs. That’s it.

I’m tired of having to choose which of my music goes onto my iPod. Off to eBay it goes (scratches and all).

So Apple won’t refund opened software. Okay, fine. That’s lovely.

If anyone’s looking to buy iWork ‘05, you should just buy it from me instead of the Apple Store. I give better hugs anyway.

(Edit: SOLD!)

Next mission: Find out how to get Apple to give me a free upgrade to Tiger.

I’ve finally amassed the necessary funds to get the mac mini, and I’m determined to not become yet another PC-to-Mac elitists.

You know, I’ve noticed that those who until only very recently owned a PC are the only ones that get all high and mighty about their new Mac. Those that grew up using Macs, though they undoubtedly feel superior, tend to be more reserved about their elitism.

Hmm… yes, I will not be one of the mac elites… because I am a better person.

If you’re a Windows XP user (or Windows 98 for that matter) and don’t have security protection on your computer, then you are the sole reason for the constant massive virus outbreaks on the Internet. That’s right, it’s all your fault. For the over 100,000 known viruses, the vast majority are meant for Windows users. Just one more reason to get a Mac. Of course, they are fairly expensive. Or not.

Basically folks, we need to get everybody some security protection. FREE. There are three components that every computer must have, so let’s try to make this simple:

Get yerself a Firewall
There are so many options out there, but for most people, the Windows XP Firewall will suffice. There’s no options for it other than off and on–it comes installed switched ‘on’–and it only blocks traffic coming in, not going out. Just download Windows XP Service Pack 2, and you’re good to go. If you want to get a little more creative, here are some choices with options: Kerio Personal Firewall 4 and Outpost Firewall FREE. Those aren’t as high octane as some that you pay for, but they’re better than the Windows XP SP2 Firewall and they’re still free.

Antivirus is needed
There’s a rumor that Microsoft is planning some sort of antivirus protection, which will no doubt be watered down. However, until that momentus day arrives, you need to take some initiative. There are some pretty good FREE alternatives to Norton Antivirus and the like. There’s Grisoft’s AVG Free Edition and avast! 4 Home Edition.

Spyware problems? Yeah…
There’s several free options out there for cracking down on spyware problems, but I’m gonna recommend Ad-Aware SE Personal because I use it and it works wonders. Just run it occasionally, maybe once a week.

It anyone knows of other, better free stuff out there, just comment on it and let us all know!